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I Saw Mommy F*ing Santa Claus

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I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus
Found out that she was a ho that night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
I pulled it out and lubed it up as Santa plowed her deep

Then, I saw Mommy jerking Santa Claus
Then he shot his load so snowy white;
what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy fucking Santa that night

After watching mum fuck Santa Claus
I ran down stairs much to their surprise
I showed Mr Claus how good I'd been
I came right there in front of him
He looked in shock as I shoot my cock and got him, in the eyes

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released December 23, 2017

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